I added a few more.
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.
This is probably my favorite joke from Futurama, tbh.
I love Futurama, but I don’t get this. What’s the joke?
The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.
I hope it applies to Aztecs and Mayans, too ;)
i found my senior quote
I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia.
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
he is so shocked
when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off
mew, palette #14 for anonymous
remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif