i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
THIS IS MAKING ME SO ANGRY. THIS IS MAKING ME BEYOND ANGRY. IVE BEEN PLAYING POKEMON GAMES MY ENTIRE LIFE AND NEVER KNEW THIS. THIS DOESNT MAKE A SINGLE INCH OF SENSE WHAT SP FUCKING EVER. IM SO ANGRY AT THESE FUCKING POKEMON THERES NO WAY IN HELL A REMORAID EVOLVES INTO A GOD DAMN OCTILLERY THERES NO FUCKING WAY. IM SO PISSED OFF.
REMORAID IS A FUCKING HANDGUN OCTILLERY IS A CANON. A SMALL LONG RANGE WEAPON EVOLVES INTO A BIGGER ONE
THAT’S WHY THEY LEARN SO MANY BEAM MOVES
I’M REALLY GLAD THAT SECOND GUY EXPLAINED THIS.
Do not go to the liquor store on 90th and MacArthur, around 10-14 Black men will be standing out there with vans and they will try to snatch you up, the Arab dudes who own the liquor store are in on it do not go there during the night, if it wasn’t for my boyfriend being with me last night they would have got me #staywoke
*goes to a bar and gives you my tumblr URL instead of my number*
kids these days are so spoiled
when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro
and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it
Barefoot, in the snow
Running away from velociraptors
AND WE WERE THANKFUL.
My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
when u excited about something and ur friend isnt
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
Please, I want this on underwear
searching something up when everyone says dont do it
The new harry potter movie looks great