4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

bulbasaurasrex:

iorishiro:

fovelshucker:

THIS IS MAKING ME SO ANGRY. THIS IS MAKING ME BEYOND ANGRY. IVE BEEN PLAYING POKEMON GAMES MY ENTIRE LIFE AND NEVER KNEW THIS. THIS DOESNT MAKE A SINGLE INCH OF SENSE WHAT SP FUCKING EVER. IM SO ANGRY AT THESE FUCKING POKEMON THERES NO WAY IN HELL A REMORAID EVOLVES INTO A GOD DAMN OCTILLERY THERES NO FUCKING WAY. IM SO PISSED OFF.

REMORAID IS A FUCKING HANDGUN OCTILLERY IS A CANON. A SMALL LONG RANGE WEAPON EVOLVES INTO A BIGGER ONEREMORAID= REMORA+RAIDOCTILLERY= ARTILLERY+OCTOPUSTHAT’S WHY THEY LEARN SO MANY BEAM MOVES

I’M REALLY GLAD THAT SECOND GUY EXPLAINED THIS.

bulbasaurasrex:

iorishiro:

fovelshucker:

THIS IS MAKING ME SO ANGRY. THIS IS MAKING ME BEYOND ANGRY. IVE BEEN PLAYING POKEMON GAMES MY ENTIRE LIFE AND NEVER KNEW THIS. THIS DOESNT MAKE A SINGLE INCH OF SENSE WHAT SP FUCKING EVER. IM SO ANGRY AT THESE FUCKING POKEMON THERES NO WAY IN HELL A REMORAID EVOLVES INTO A GOD DAMN OCTILLERY THERES NO FUCKING WAY. IM SO PISSED OFF.

REMORAID IS A FUCKING HANDGUN OCTILLERY IS A CANON. A SMALL LONG RANGE WEAPON EVOLVES INTO A BIGGER ONE
REMORAID= REMORA+RAID
OCTILLERY= ARTILLERY+OCTOPUS
THAT’S WHY THEY LEARN SO MANY BEAM MOVES

I’M REALLY GLAD THAT SECOND GUY EXPLAINED THIS.

Any Black female who lives in Oakland

wifigirl2080:

Do not go to the liquor store on 90th and MacArthur, around 10-14 Black men will be standing out there with vans and they will try to snatch you up, the Arab dudes who own the liquor store are in on it do not go there during the night, if it wasn’t for my boyfriend being with me last night they would have got me #staywoke

drewbarrymoreslisp:

*goes to a bar and gives you my tumblr URL instead of my number*

Reblog If You Grew Up With This

sanityscraps:

youaresosmall:

jumpushfall:

jumpushfall:

a-pretty-optimistic-pessimist:

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NOT this:

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kids these days are so spoiled

when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro

and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it

Barefoot, in the snow

Running away from velociraptors

AND WE WERE THANKFUL.

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

imaginary-boy-friends:

searching something up when everyone says dont do it image

bexwithspexs:

jisuk:

Two pairs of glasses fuck you.

I know his pain

jensen-fuckles:

The new harry potter movie looks great

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us